The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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