You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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