LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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