Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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