I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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