I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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