CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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