He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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