My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
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i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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