think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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