WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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