I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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