If i come over, it means nothing
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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