Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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