try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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