just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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