Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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