So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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