omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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