Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
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I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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