I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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