What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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