I wanna bring you to show and tell
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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