Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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