If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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