Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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