Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
In America we eat man semen.
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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