We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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