Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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