pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You're breaking my sexual little heart
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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