Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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