Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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