We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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Did you just see the Batmobile???
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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