btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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