Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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