Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
i've created a new STD.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize