I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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