We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
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I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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