the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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