bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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