no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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