Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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