Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
it glows. i had to have it.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
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