my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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