U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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