Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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