I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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