So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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