I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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