Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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