But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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