My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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